Wednesday, May 7, 2008

"New girl in jail." "What's her name?" "Renee Pickleopolis."

Okay, so, Mrs. K is being a butt and is assigning this stupid engineering project in science about constructing bridges. We have to complete it by Friday, or "Automatic zero!" We haven't even finished one of the two towers that go on either side of the bridge!

Geez, does she really think that we are WonderKidz, eating off of nothing but whole grain or something? And if it collapses under 150 grams of weight, "Automatic zero!" My group, which contains Amanda and Haley (which, I am sure, does not surprise you, because I can't do anything without those two) are so desperate and are going berserk because we're terrified we'll get a bad grade, "Automatic zero!"

Even though we've been banned from taking it home and working on it there, because it will be an "Automatic zero!", we have tried taking some of it to Haley's house so we can work on it (while we listened to Tokio Hotel, a very motivating album, I have to say) and smuggle it into science tomorrow. We have to work underground, and it actually looked like we were criminals or something because we were hovered over a table while it was dark outside, with this overhead bleaming light above us.

Amanda said, "If I get into drug dealing, I'll blame it on Mrs. K; she's the one who got me started in working in secret...." Because if she finds out, it'll be an "Automatic zero!" and I CANNOT AFFORD A FRICKIN AUTOMATIC ZERO.

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