Schemes...mwahahahahahahahaha!

On the bus coming home from school, me and my friend Haley have come up with two crazy schemes:

1) We were talking about how groovy it would be if Christian Siriano happened to drive past us (which is almost impossible, but still). And then we said, "Well, we can't smash through the window."

"Use the emergency window opener!"

"But wouldn't it hurt to jump onto the ground?"

"You know what, I'm going to start bringing a pillow in my bag" -BTW, Haley has a Michael Kors bag XD- "just to land on when I see Christian."

"And even though I don't like running, I'll run solely for that purpose."

"But what if he has a sun roof?"

"Then we'll jump into his car! Or if he doesn't have a sun roof, then we'll just ride on top of his car!"

"Hey, I've tried doing that before...not fun."

"It'll be just like a secret agents! You know how spies ride on top of moving cars?"

"YEAH!" ::laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh::

2) There is this perfect tree next to our neighborhood that looks like a "Simply Orange" tree (even though its magnolia) because the limbs are so suitable for climbing and there's this country ladder and everything. Haley says it bugs the crap out of her; she hates it for its perfection. So she came up with a plan to chop it down tonight (she's not going to do it of course).

"We'll sneak out of our houses-"

"And dress like ninjas!"

"Yeah! And we'll take saws. We could even call Krissy and Amanda and we'll trek down to the freakin perfect tree to saw it down! Yes!"

::makes a fist:: ::James Bond whisper:: "Let's go."

::laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh::